How to be Prick on an Email List

  • Treat anyone who disagrees with your viewpoint as an antagonist


  • Mock the antagonist


  • Include smirks, chuckles and smilies to feign goodwill


  • Feign incomprehension to imply the antagonist is muddleheaded


  • Assert the antagonist is wrong without further comment or clarification


  • Argue by false analogy in order to remove the force of the antagonist's argument


  • Claim there is no way to scientifically prove the assertion of the antagonist


  • Claim any moral argument to be invalid


  • Remain enigmatical


  • Look for possible hot buttons and push them


  • Claim the antagonist is giving Freudian self-revelation, not insight into the topic


  • Treat the antagonist as an enemy not as a seeker of truth


  • At no point set aside ego


  • Never explain


  • Never admit possible misunderstanding


  • Speak as if from a mountaintop


  • Respond to every post in obsessive defense of your position


  • Do not ever step back, survey the conflict and seek a way to clarify or enlighten


  • Treat all Doms as potential usurpers of your self-imagined standing as Alpha Male


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