How to be a Prick on an Email List - part 2

  • Your antagonist is waging an assault upon your position — deflect each blow with the rhetorical device most likely to put him on the defense — it not important that you be correct, only that you win


  • Never treat your antagonist as an intellectual equal — be condescending at all times


  • Withhold information critical to the understanding of your position, then accuse your antagonist of shoddy thinking when he attempts to paraphrase your viewpoint


  • Your antagonist has a weakness — find and exploit it


  • Use the strength of your antagonist against him


  • Never back down from an assertion you've made, it suggests you capable of error and misstatement — a modification is appropriate if it strengthens the impact and doesn't appear to be a retraction of the original remark


  • Remain self-confident and keep your cool — it persuades others that you must be right


  • Strive to get your antagonist angry — it makes him look weak against your self-assured manner


  • Sarcasm is the best response to sarcasm — his use of it suggests he thinks it may hurt you, so it quite likely would hurt him — he has revealed a weakness — try to open a wound


  • Never rely upon logical argument but rather a series of opaque pronouncements intermixed with other rhetorical devices — the right mixture is important — strive for perfection in this


  • Don't be afraid to agree where it will cost you little — it gives the impression of goodwill and leads your antagonist to believe he is in true dialogue


  • Be inconsistent in your application of these devices — it gives the impression of spontaneity and allows you to claim innocence of malicious intent


  • Be wary of pointing out your antagonist's use of these devices— the exposure may backfire


  • Above all, be relentless


© 1999 Dubnglas

Return to Table of Contents